It's an age-old game: choosing the lesser of two evils. But whenever someone asks if I'm tempted to eat gluten, I honestly can't think of much that's worse, and I'd probably accept several awful alternatives.
It's not the only way to indicate to others how bad being glutened is (but it's a start). The other option, of course, is to ask them whether they'd consider being repeatedly punched in the stomach after each meal they ate. They'll probably look at you like you're insane (but that's exactly how I view eating gluten as a Coeliac).
Which would you rather as a Coeliac? Do share your answers below!